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Quote #483: 101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR: (1) Scarecrow for centipedes (2) Dead cat brush (3) Hair barrettes (4) Cleats (5) Self-piercing earrings (6) Fungus trellis (7) False eyelashes (8) Prosthetic dog claws ... (99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors) (100) Killer velcro (101) Currency